Saturday, May 26, 2007

Mobile Phone + Inconsiderate Idiot = Serious Assault Charges

To the very annoying looking woman on the 370 inbound bus yesterday morning...

Please be aware that you slowly and steadily drove me insane with your constant, droning, inane, mind numbing chatter. Your complete ignorance of respectable mobile phone etiquette, while using public transport is astounding, and what's more so, uncivilised.

Taking public transport does not imply that you get to make all the details of your very boring, inconsequential life, public for the rest of us. This may come as a surprise to you but i really don't give a toss about your friend and her kids, or the contents of the last text you sent, i really don't . If i wanted to be that bored i would simply tune in to free to air television...seriously!

You have no idea how close you came to having that damn phone shoved down your damn throat...know what i mean?

A word to the wise, and this goes for all mobile phone users, keep it short, sharp and most of all discreet. If that's done, then we'll all get along juuust fine!

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